Harry Potter fans are retarded

First I saw this and thought it was pretty funny. Reminded me of the scene from the Simpsons where Homer leaves the original showing of "The Empire Strikes Back" and blabs "Who knew Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?" ruining the surprise for everyone. Funny stuff.

Then I saw this and my mind broke. the stuff in those links speak for themselves really but I guess the general idea is that Harry Potter slash fiction writers are all up in a tizzy because the characters didn't do what they want in the last book. Harry Potter isn't diddling the person they wanted. And Snape killed Dumbledore instead of having hot anal sex with him or something.

I guess I can relate. I mean, when I saw the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" I can't tell you how mad I was at George Lucas for making Leia fall in love with Han instead. I wrote an angry open letter to him detailing how he ruined star Wars for me forever because the new movie didn't mesh with my 47 chapter erotic novel involving Luke, Leia and that elephant nosed guy from Mos Eisely who talks in squeaks. I couldn't eat or sleep and didn't leave my room for 3 days.